A woman in Denver named Angelique Sanchez was supposed to get drug-tested for a job, and apparently she had a sample from someone else . . . because she took it to a 7-Eleven near the testing center and tried to warm it up in the microwave. But the sample got too hot and exploded, so she got cited for ruining the microwave. And it was all for nothing, because like this nurse says, she wouldn't have gotten away with it anyway.